The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.

Are there any foods that start with 'th'? Thoup and thauthages

my girlfriend got vaccinated today now she wont hold any air

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.

You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!

When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.

"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet "But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet."No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

In unison, the cannibals end their prayer for over population with a single word Rawmen

Cemetery count How many dead people are in a cemetery?All of them