The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
TIL 19th century philosopher William Jacob Walsh once predicted a more sophisticated information public information network may result in less objective and reliable information being distributed, rather than the reverse Of course, this will really only be funny if this joke makes the front page and people don't immediately realise I posted this on r/jokes and made up William Jacob Walsh
Every time I take my dog for a walk in the park, he gets attacked by all of the ducks there. Thats what I get for having a pure bread dog
As a self-employed, work-at-home guy during the pandemic I'd like you to meet the employee of the month, Dick!Please stand up and be recognized.
The Democrats are having trouble gaining traction for any of their candidates, so They have asked Anthony Wiener to run for President and he would have Eric Holder as his VP.They say it's the Wiener-Holder ticket. They will beat the competition, be hard on crime, and get a grip on the big issues.They will get to meat of it all.
What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t!I checked the last time this was posted was 3 months ago!Btw it’s my cakeday 🙂
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.