The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time... Until there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him.

I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

A wise man advised a pediatrician and a physician not to follow his advice. This became a paradox for a pair of docs.

Visitors Two children are lying in their beds when one says to the other: "I think mom and dad have visitors over."The other one asks: "Why do you think that?"The first one replies: "Mom's laughing at dad's jokes."

What has sixty feet, three teeth & seventeen dollars? The front row at a Insane Clown Posse concert

Why is it dangerous to have more than one violin in your house? Because it leads to domestic violins. (From my 9 year old...)

"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet "But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet."No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

She said I won’t be able to make it.

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.