The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
The Russians developed a very powerful weapon of mass destruction. Or as they call him, “Agent Orange”.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
A farmer walks into his house holding a goose in his arms He approaches his wife and says “Well this is the pig I’ve been fucking.” His wife stares at him, mouth agape, and says “Excuse me?! That’s a goose!” The farmer replies “I know. I wasn’t talking to you.”
A tortoise beat up a snail pretty bad. The snails two friends wanted revenge and so they asked him "do you recollect anything. His name, build, marks etc?"The snail said "No I don't. It happened so fast:-("
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.