The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
There’s was a Mother’s Day retreat in the mountains there were too many cougars
My Son’s Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party. His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he’d like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.
Tetanus isn't actually caused by rusty objects, but by bacteria in dirt, which we often associate with rusty nails and tools that can introduce the bacteria through wounds. This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to swallow.Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?
When applying for a Palestinian passport.... In the section where it says "occupation" .. do you just put ISRAEL?
When I was a kid, my father showed me a world of pain I know he sounds like a monster, but he was just a French baker
I inherited hypertension from my granny. She taught me to take everything with a grain of salt.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
What is the population of Brazil? I’d say about a Brazilian people or so
My Amish girlfriend only likes missionary sex. I tried to get her to try other positions. But all she does is cum plain.
What’s the last letter in the fascist alphabet ? I’m not so sure... all I know is it’s “not z”
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism. Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, “They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.”
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.