The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
Periods aren't bad Its just women's ovary acting
I tell step-dad jokes... Exactly like Dad jokes, just not as good.
A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... "everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."Tortoise: Fuck :-/
A guy goes to a costume party wearing only underpants The host says "What are you supposed to be?"The guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my underwear."
Coronavirus came from Wuhan but it isn't the only disease to come from China There's also the Wu Ping cough.
What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Clothes, but no cigar.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.