The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
2020 is a unique leap year... It has 29 days in February.300 days in March.And 5 years in April.
I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.
Einstein says that anything with mass can't go faster than the speed of light, but... What if you aren't Catholic?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.