The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call two dogs breathing heavily? A pair of pants
Why do squirrels live in trees? Because they’re fucking nuts!