The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Three blondes are walking when they come across tracks. The first blondes says “I know these, they’re deer tracks!” The second says “No! They’re bear tracks” Finally the third speaks up and says “Your both wrong! They’re obviously fox trails!” They were still arguing when the train hit them.
What do you call an Italian transvestite? A grease trap.
My neighbor’s yard is so vibrant and colorful. Good thing I switched his weed killer to MiracleGro.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back and ting.
What do you call a black and white cow? Moo-latto
I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
if Lays had invented air hockey it would be just air
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.