The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I don’t have a problem with most ancient gods and the like... but that Pan really gets my goat.
I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little. They must have dyed inside a little.
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it... AlGoreRythyms
what fruit is in the bathroom? a poop apple
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can’t even.
Bet your bottom dollar... ...there's a coin up your ass.