The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Shovels were a ground breaking invention... But dumbbells were an uplifting one.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
[OC,not a repost] What do you call a Chinese farmer working far away in a field ? Far"ming"
Why do ambulances require two drivers at all times? Because they're a pair o' medics.
A teacher asked her students. "What does the little chicken give you?"The students replied, "Eggs""What does the round pig give you?""Bacon""What does the fat cow give you?""Homework"
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
What is the difference between a man riding a tricycle wearing a suit and tie, and another man riding a bicycle wearing jeans and a t-shirt? Attire.
A hairdresser got put it jail for 9 years because he was drug dealing All this time, I've been coming to him and never did I know that he was a hairdresser
I hate being locked inside a microwave It really makes my blood boil
The dumbest thing I bought in 2020 Calendar Planner
I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for. “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!
What did the zipper say to the dick? Wanna hang out?
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
How do you get two flutes to play in tune? Shoot one of them. How do you get two violins to play in tune? Shoot both of them. How do you get two altos to sing in tune? It doesn’t matter, nobody’s listening.
Why did the cat get fined? Because he was caught littering.