The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.
A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
My husband called me a p*ssy, and I had to remind him... "You are what you eat."I've been a d*ck ever since.
A snail takes for ever to cross the street and finally knocks on a guy's door The guy answers, sees the snail, picks it up and throws it far away. Two years later the snail returns, knocks again and the guy answers. The snail says, "Yo! What the fuck was that about?"
Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a poo.