The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the best thing about a Boolean? Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I once dated a clairvoyant. But it ended when she said she was seeing my great Grandfather.
My wife accused me of cheating when she found a hidden letter... I should've known better than to hide my X in the closet.
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes ... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is.
I went to the cemetery today... I knew every body there would be 6 feet away from me.
The military told me that I was being drafted. You know what I did? Iran.
Daniel LaRusso is really turned on by smooth legs... Wax on, whacks off!
Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years? She found out about his other two hos.
What is an ambulance's favorite game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles. I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
What’s the difference between putting a microchip in a snail and punching a grasshopper in the face? One is bugging a slug.The other is slugging a bug
What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf? This is a fine mesh we've gotten ourselves into!
Why don't vampires attack Taylor Swift? She's got Bad Blood.