The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest... So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?
I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
What did the redneck say when he walked in on his daughter using a cucumber to masturbate? Hey! I was going to eat that later! Now it's going to taste like cucumber.
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
Sorry for the spelling/grammer mistakes My first language is English.
What does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? Sooner or later one of em will get your house....
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY