The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What religion are crows? Birddism.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.