The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm Its loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel dizzy and sick.
What did the blubber salesman say when he found out the margins on petroleum were better? Whale oil be damned!
What do you call a body-enhancing drug from space? A steroid.
I heard that they had to increase the security in the graveyard last week. People were dieing to get in.
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Train joke A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left the town by railway. It was an Ex-press train.
My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
I told my Dad that crazy people have taken over the White House He said, "So nothing new then"
Mechanic: "When were your tires last rotated?" Me: "On the way here, silly."
What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
A snail witnessed two turtles collide and have an accident. He was asked what he saw.... He said, "I'm not sure, it all happened so fast."
How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows? RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.
A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says "now *that's* an order of magnitude!"
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? It is either one or the utter.