The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm 25 years old and finally decided to tell my parents and the rest of my family that I don't want kids The look on my mom and dad's face was pretty judgmental, but my wife and two children took it really, really hard.
How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom. Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.
Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.
What's the difference between the governor of Texas and a neanderthal? Neanderthal evolved.
Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans
Guy who hasn't seen his Girlfriend since lock-down, phoned her. Guy: Hi babe hows the diet going.?Her: Not good, I had eggs for breakfast.Guy: Scrambled.?Her: No, Cadbury's.
Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day. Apparently, women are often called a “cross-dressing weirdo”.
I hate it when engineering students call themselves "Engineer" you don't see med students calling themselves doctor, or art students calling themselves unemployed.
Simon was in a car crash with his uncle..... Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was savedbut lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his loveof music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.
Windows loves to troll me Windows: "the device wasn't able to connect to internet due to connection error"Also windows:" would you like to go online to search for a solution".
Grandad "Here's 5 bucks, bring me back a 6 pack and a bag of chips." Grandson "Grandad, 5 bucks isnt enough" Grandad "back in my day... 2 bucks could get you a beer, chips, a chocolate bar, a sandwhich and a newspaper!Nowadays you can't do that anymore, there's cameras everywhere!"
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.