The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.