The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.