The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
One side thinks it will end up like Judge Dredd, while the other side things it will be Demolition Man... But the truth is, we are The Expendables.
Over heard my flat earth believing friend talking about global warming.. I told him to make up his mind.
I found my wife in bed with a judge. The judge said, " It's not what it looks like!" To which I replied, "your honor!"
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
My lord, my client is a liftman and this complainant walked in the elevator wearing low cleavage blouse showing ample amount of her breasts" "Then she caught him checking at them and said angrily'Stop staring at them and press one quickly ' .And my client did exactly that. I rest my case ".
If Trump banned Tik Tok because it's made in China Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?
The supermassive black hole in the core of the Messier 87 galaxy measures 40 billion km across, three million times the size of the Earth, and has a mass 6.5 billion times that of the Sun. Almost as big as your mom.
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan ASPCA: We don't believe youMe: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret
what do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza? a crust station
What kind of fish has a medical degree? A Sturgeon.
I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.
My wife hates the fact that we never have visitors. I never would have guest
Observational humor isn't funny See?