The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I just found out the news that I'm color blind I was surprised. It came completely out of the green.
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count
What's the most peaceful musical instrument? I don't know, but violins isn't the answer.
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Did you hear about the fiasco surrounding the reward for the prettiest cat butt? It was a huge cat ass trophy
A friend said my sense of humor was so dark... that is was like a black hole. Not even a light pun could escape it.
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!" Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than a mutton for punishment.
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder.. ..to find exactly 32 of them.