The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
The past, the future, and the present all walked into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
I stole the punctuation keys from a Judge's keyboard yesterday. I'm expecting a long sentence.
A man walks up to 3 women wearing potato sacks. How does he know which one is the prostitute? The one whose sack reads "Idaho"
I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight. Now I feel more down than I did before.
I was applying for citizenship in Australia, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal background". I replied, "No, is that still a requirement".
Pillow cases are just tiny duvets! Wake up sheeple, you're living with a pillow sham!
I've once fooled an entire class filled with future Doctors, Lawyers, and scientists... Of course they were all in Kindergarten so it wasn't hard