The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him... ...with my bear hands...
What is an orange pith? It's what you get when you drink too much orange jooth.
I speak two different languages Formal and informal
What does a black rectangle have in common with the girl I met last night? >!you tap it once and it's gone!<
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.
Which tree has the least amount of education? A lemon tree
I'm glad the short form of cockroach is roach and not the other way around. I dont think people want to hear 'There's a cock in my bedroom'
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. A boy at the back puts up his hand and says "G". The teacher says, "Why is that Angus?"
How can you tell by someone's home if they're a highway robber? All the signs will be there.
If you spell the words "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba," which ironically means...Absolutely nothing.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!