The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
what do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull? not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip.
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
I pranked my friend by coloring their face 3 different shades of blue in their sleep. huehuehue.
In Germany it’s frowned upon to manhunt people named Kyle It’s in poor taste to seek Kyle
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.