The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Roses are red,violets are blue If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you