The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.