The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a spider that has its left legs on the right side and right legs on the left side A daddy wrong legs
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.