The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My dad just decided to invest in a sausage company. It was the wurst decision of his life
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.