The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.