The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
What is the term for someone who is scared of Santa? Claustrophobia
I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA... For my black jeep...
I went to the petrol station to pump up my car tyre... and the guy charged me 50p. I said “it was only 20p last week”. He said “that’s the price of inflation”
One of the things that you get upset if it works and even more if it doesn't: the alarm clock. That poor thing! It is so scared of you that while waking you up asks if you want a 5 minutes snooze.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.
My daughter just shrieked at me, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.
I had a joke about Nirvana, but Nevermind.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? To the retail store.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.