The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.