The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”