The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Roses are red, violets are red, grass is red OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE
Me: I can see into the future Therapist: When did this start?Me: Next Monday.
Just made up a joke and it’s brilliant! What does Donald trump and a Mac book pro have in common? They aren’t PC
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
Joke I came up with at a resturaunt, at night 🙂 I love how the sun doesn't get cancelled even when it throws shade at everyone?