The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I just borrowed a book on surgery from my local library. Some tosser has taken the appendix out.
What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.
What did the knight say to the turnip? Begone, foul beet!
I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid They always tasted worse than the other crayons
It’s not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city. They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
Trump has violated ethics laws by advertising a can of beans from the Oval Office but he's not worried. I mean, what are you Goya do about it?