The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Have you heard of the book “Living in Polygamy”? By Sharon Peters
You know being self quarantined isn't even that boring But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
[blonde] A brunette was doing her laundry and asked her blonde friend to find a match for her sock. "Why" the blonde asked. "Are you going to set in on fire?
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car Now everyone waves at me
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
A software tester walks into a bar Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
Did you here about the fight on the stairs at the shopping mall? Apparently it escalated quickly.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”