The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Madam, we brought your husband. He is very drunk,every time we lifted him he fell again. Wtf, where is his wheelchair?!
I heard wired connections are faster... So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need another java update?
My new year’s resolution is I’m gonna be less condescending. (Condescending means talking down to people btw )
I thought I'd make a joke about fencing but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"
$50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon, Police are still combing the area for clues.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,We’re writing to you because you’ve violated copyright ...
A German man visiting France He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?""Hans Muller" replies the German."Occupation?""No, just visiting this time."
Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
Genie: You have two wishes left Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P insteadPenie: And your final wish?Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S insteadPenis:Ms: Nics
Did you know that Andrew Rea's made a reaction channel? Cringing with Babish
I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy Too bad I'm not funny.
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.
Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
This really hot chick in my apartment complex told me she wants us to be "friends with benefits". Does anyone know where I can purchase a group health insurance plan?
Guy A signs up for a haircut promotion where he pays a one time fee of $100 for unlimited haircuts, whereas Guy B said no to the promotion. Why does Guy B feel so much pain every time he gets a hair cut? Pay Per Cut.