The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Why didn't the Pope go to the beach once he learnt trigonometry? sin cos tan
I have enough money to set me for life... If I die next Thursday.
Women are like parking spaces All the good ones are taken so when no ones looking you put it in a disabled one
I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”