The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!! Man, I hate babies.
When the heat turns down,we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting. We call it our Con Den session.
What does a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? They’re both safe until you light them on fire and put them in your mouth.
My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate asshole. He knocked on my door at 3AM last night!! 3AM!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
My therapist asked me to write hate-letters to all my enemies and burn them He didn't tell me what to do with those damn letters though.
After stopping me, the Policeman asked if I knew why he had pulled me over... Apparently, "because you were lonely?" wasn't the right answer
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.
Why couldn't the family leave the room after playing with Legos? They were blocked.
Kids that won't nap are guilty of resisting a rest.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.