The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old
Roses are red, violets ain't black Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.
Once a man was lying on the beach wearing nothing but a hat on his crotch. Then a lady came by her and said, "If you were a gentleman you would have lifted your hat to a lady."Then he replies “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
A man on the street was trying to sell me a "slightly used" television... "How can a television be slightly used?" I inquired"The old lady that owned it, she was blind in one eye." he said
My wife really likes her Rampant Rabbit It's not her favourite sex toy, but it's definitely right up there.
Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.
In a banana republic the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.