The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Toilet paper is nearly worthless, but you know what is even more worthless? My high school diploma.
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
A bartender walks into a joke writers convention. No joke.
People who talk to their dogs are just plain stupid... Saw a couple today talking to their husky. Intelligent dog, don't get me wrong, but do they seriously think he understands everything he is told? I came home and told my cat all about it, we laughed our asses off!
Beach locals have been enjoying the decrease in cruise-ship pollutants. No Shit.
How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Hey, I have a good joke Robinhood wants to file for IPO this year.
Where do you set your drinks when you have covid? A coughey table.My 3 year old just told me this. Jk, my adult brain made this dumb joke, hope it's not a repost.
I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water... Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises. The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"The man replies, " like a glove."