The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time.
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam. I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? "You've been on fire!"
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.