The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one
A Republican walks into a college bookstore and asks the proprietor, "I'm looking for Trump's new book on illegal immigration?" The owner says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"The Republican responds "Yeah! That's the one!"
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter! The dog isn’t going to come anyways.But what do you call a eunuch with no legs?Still doesn’t matter! He’s not going to cum anyways!
How the fight started For our 3rd Anniversary, GF wanted me to bring her to a restaurant where they prepare the food in front of you using the freshest ingredients based on your selection. I brought her to the new Subway in town and that’s how the fight started.
Why do vampires dress in Victorian clothes? Because they love period sex.
My thoughts and prayers go out for the Queen I heard she was a massive DMX fan