The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.