The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Clothes, but no cigar.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”