The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Life is just like a USB port 50% chance of being right and always wrong.
Me and another coworker were competing to see who was the best at our drug testing job. I was winning until i misplaced a felon's probation samples. So I guess I lost that pissing contest
My grandfather destroyed almost a hundred aircraft in World War Two! He must have been the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.
I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phone book. She laughed and called me an antique, then proceeded to give me her phone.Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
A Russian is travelling to Poland... and he is stopped to be checked by an officer."Name?" the officer asked."Vlad Dobrynin," the man answered."Nationality?""Russian.""Occupation?""No, no, just visiting."
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'