The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the pirate walk the plank? His dog was back on land.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.