The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
I really have no idea what carbon dating is... But, I'll try anything at this point.
A poor man, a well off middle class man, and an extremely wealthy man in the 1% find themselves at the same event. The poor man and middle class man run into the wealthy man when they find out there's complimentary donuts and arrive to see him wrapping up 10 of the last 12 donuts and pocketing them As the wealthy man is leaving he walks up to the middle class guy, motions to the poor man and whispers in his ear: "watch out, he's trying to take your donut.
I just got my annual prostate exam. My doctor has me drop my pants and place both my hands on the table. He gets behind me and does his inspection.The odd thing is though, both of his hands are always on the table too.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!