The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number? It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.
What do you say to a Lady who's acting up while on her period? Please stop Ovary-acting [P.S.. i sure hope this hasn't been posted here before]
Yo mamma so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
How did a woman on death row pro long her execution? She couldn’t decide what to eat for her final meal