The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s long and hard, and hairy at one end? A toothbrush.
Two rednecks watching a dog lick its balls... The first redneck says, "I wish I could do that." The second redneck says, "I reckon that dog would bite you."
The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologsied to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
my mom's (first language is not English) has called Joe everything else but Biden Binder, Barner, Beener, Bruner, Bender. And bonus, Donald Drum.
I visited the National Air and Space Museum. I believe the title is misleading because it's actually full of stuff.
My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes. She must have never heard of the holocaust.
My friend came back from the bathroom with wet hands. I noticed this. I said, “Wow it looks like you’ve washed your hands.” They say, “No, I just pissed on them so I can knock out two birds with one stone.”
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. "That means a lot." The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.