The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!